So that things could fall into place for me in my homeland, I went out like a Roma, choosing technology and brands like a Pole, taking shortcuts like Romanians, crossing the street with visible goods like a snob, insisting on correctness like an Englishman, honoring Sundays like an urban American, suspecting events in parks like a Russian, leaving educational institutions like a Japanese person, unless it was lunchtime, carrying aggression potential with me like a Frenchman, preemptively attributing resentment to senior citizens like a fellow Saxon, perceiving a highway, whether riding or walking, like a saint on a pilgrimage, yielding the right of step first way like an Arab, observing printed procedures like a Hungarian observing recipes, walking with God like a Brazilian, making announcements or promises for "after today, after tomorrow" like a Vietnamese person,
"earlier, now i am online too, time to time "
*whippersnapper [colloquial] snob [colloquial] chinless wonder |
